What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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i like men but im not gay

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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