A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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9/11

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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