- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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