Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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