What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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