Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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