- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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