you know whats not funny white boards.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Asian NASCAR.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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