How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Joke.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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