Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Your mom is so fat...

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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