What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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