How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Corn Muffins

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

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