Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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