What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Justin Bieber.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Give me thumbs up!

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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