Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Anti Joke

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