Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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