Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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High school gym class.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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