Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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