What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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