What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The NHL playoffs

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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