Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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my bubbles!

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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