Hello

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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I Love Hitler.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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whats chinese noodles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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