A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Mullets

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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This is an anti- joke

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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she wasn't 18

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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