Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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chuck norris

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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