Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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A man... walks.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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