what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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An asian without a future.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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