- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

knock knock!! kanye west

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Wade's the father

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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