Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Women"s Rights

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Anti Joke

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