A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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