A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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whats 69+2? 71

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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