What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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