Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Hi colton

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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