Knock Knock. F uck off.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A homeless person dies.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Chuck Norris died.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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