What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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jokes r dumb

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Scientology.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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