Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Poop

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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drugs.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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