Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Winter

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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