I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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the WNBA

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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A fat man on a moped

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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