This is an anti-joke.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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