You know George Washington? He died.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Libraries.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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