What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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