A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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jibby jobby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why? Because.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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PENIS that is all

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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