An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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PICKLES

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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