How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Jews...

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