How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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