The WNBA

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Women's rights.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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