why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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