Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Justin beiber..

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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No. Yes.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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