What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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