Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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