Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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This statement is false.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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