I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Womens rights

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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