Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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