i cant think of one.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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