Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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