Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Your gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Penis.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Anti Joke

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