What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Stop being a centipede

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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William Raines.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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