Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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WEED!

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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