What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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