What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why so serious ?

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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