YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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25

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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