Aodhan Hearty

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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T-Dog scare me

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shea kisses a girl

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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involved parents.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Hillary Clinton

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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