Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Im gay What about you

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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