How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Wright flyer

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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