Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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