- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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