Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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7>6

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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which one is easiest

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The dewey decimal system

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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