What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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9/11

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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