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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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im black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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