Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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