Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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