A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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women's rights

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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