How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Miscarriages.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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