- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

i have aids and a chode

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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