- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A: B: No pun intended.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

the WNBA

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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