Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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