What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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