Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Female Athletics

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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