- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

He is so gay that he likes penis.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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