Abortion

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why dont they make black forks

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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