How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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