What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Poop

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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9/11

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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chirs

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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