So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Chrissy is funny.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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