It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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what time is it rape time

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Anti Joke

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