- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

are you saying pam, or pan?

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

hey guys what's up?

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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