Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops