Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A Fat Kenyan

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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