When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Poopsack Jones

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Your mom went to college

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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penis that is all

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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