Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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