What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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adam hodgson !

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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haha Otarts was here

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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