why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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