What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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smell the vitamin C

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Women's rights

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Yo mama's fat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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