So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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