What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Hair

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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