Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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