like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Grace Ackerson

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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