I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Anti Joke

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