You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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DERP

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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I work at jcpenny

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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