knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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