what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Black people.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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feminism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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